1: My Christmas was better than yours.
2: Free breakfast
3: Free Lunch
4: Arriving at school exactly on time, as opposed to the usual two hours early.
5: Leaving school exactly on time, as opposed to the usual two hours late
6: No children. None. Literally none of the little
7: The sublime joy of seeing other teachers in their own clothes and thereby gaining a tiny glimpse of an insight into the lives they live outside of the razor-wire fences of the school's perimeter.